Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML
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Top comments
feven 32
Parents think they're so slick. Kids understand the dirty jokes by age 12 thank you and please stop
brunettesara5722 17
Lol fyl op, it can be worse though. at least you didn't walk in on it?
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Comments (62)
WitEluded 13
Tell your sister to bring a squirt bottle to class and spray the boy like a dog any time he misbehaves.
lochiamochia 25
Are you OP's dad? Your smirk says it all.
devildog562 33
Your parents are just having a hair of fun .
panicsdisaster 17
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this isn't an fml. everybody needs a good hair pulling once in a while. looks you could use a little yank yourself.
False_Stupidity 42
Are you offering to help him #31?
iShanny 13
On the bright side, looks like your parents still have a healthy relationship!
Ardeku 15
i knew someone else would think this xD that is good at least.
hammonds92 21
Alrighty then that's not weird at all
Darkness_Hate 29
At least, with a relationship like that your parents won't divorce.
NinjaBoyDavido 13
I think your sisters problems in school are more important than what your parents do alone. You should offer advice or help to your sister.
vlalam 24
hahshaha
abNormal62 23
Quick a gallon of ear bleach STAT!
abNormal62 23
You have cool parents my friend. The verbal message was honest on both levels, your sister's understanding and your own The non-verbal message is they are open, honest, approachable and non-judgemental Remember that when when you have a serious issue in your life and need to reach out to someone