Today, I woke up at 4 a.m. to study and do homework, then worked for 8 hours, then went to the gym, and finally went home to study even more. Then I realized I'll never make as much money or be as cool as a YouTube celebrity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza, and ended up falling asleep on my couch. FML
Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML
Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML
Today, I realized that I wasted my time in college. I'm supposed to graduate next month, and I hate the career I'm going into. I could've focused on recruiting and easily found a job I would enjoy, but I decided to waste my time watching YouTube videos and playing video games that I'm not even good at. FML
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up at 3am to go to work. This will be my new routine from now on. FML
Today, I was doing a study on homeless people and how they manage to stay alive on the streets. Turns out the one I was studying today was given more money than I make in a week. FML
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Top comments
cooltatgar 31
At least you'll be more beneficial to humanity.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you could become a Kardashian? I'm distantly related to a YouTube celebrity -- Ick! Narcissistic asshole.
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Comments (6)
cooltatgar 31
At least you'll be more beneficial to humanity.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you could become a Kardashian? I'm distantly related to a YouTube celebrity -- Ick! Narcissistic asshole.
Jonkbaby 23
All you have to do is say "Hey guyssss" and "please like, comment and subscribe!" and you got that down
1known 34
Maybe you’ll end up with a youtube channel related to your studies. Or maybe you’ll have a normal and fulfilling life. Be proud and happy of what you have. Don’t loose time and energy being jealous of someone else.
rotflqtms_ 21
I make more than a popular youtuber. I went to school and studied for a degree in nursing and do travel nursing. I make way more than Google search's reported salary of "top earners"
magnumpeyote66 6
oh shut up