Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML
Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML
Today, I went to a Christmas-themed amusement park with my 21-year-old autistic sister who adores Christmas. She took her picture with Santa and started crying happy tears. Then Santa asked her loudly, "Aren't you beyond old enough to know I'm not real?" Vacation ruined. FML
Today, my older sister forced me to tell my nephews, 8 and 6, that Santa Claus does not exist, because she was recently fired from her job and is too much of a coward to tell them she will no longer give them any Christmas gifts for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
SarcasticUnicorn 9
You monster!
DocBastard 40
Oh great. First she gets the shit scared out of her, and then you ruin her childhood. Why don't you just tell her there's no Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy and get it over with.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (164)
brenkite 5
There are still skinny people
xxDefiantxx 0
he is based off the german fairy tail "Der ritter"
Tgo19053 15
Reality slap!
t_raw1234 11
You're stupid.
NayrGuy 0
Slenderman is the creation from a german photoshop contest, he is a tall figure with no face who appears in an indy computer game, he is scary looking and creepy.
harperska 10
Something Awful forums are German?
Sinandraide 4
To all those who are scared ofthe "slender man." He does NOT exist. It was a forum contest that involved making scary pictures. Somehow along the way, someone began editing these taken pictures in the woods and added a slender being into a corner. These pictures of the slender man began spreading around the internet like wild fire. Again, the "slender man" does not exist.
supportcommand 17
Santa is real. He's tied up in my basement and I feed him pieces of the Easter bunny to keep him alive. Oh, and the tooth fairy is real too. He looks like The Rock.
Zachthejoker 10
Then he started to let himself go. Now he looks like Larry the Cable Guy.
heavymetalman1 0
I think that she jacked the idea for this FML off of Google. Look up slender man on google and click the yahoo answers link "who is slender man?" the story is very similar and was posted over a year ago.
tressie_fml 6
You walked in to that one, bro.
heavymetalman1 0
I know right?
Pikachu17 13
Was it shane Dawson's video? :P