Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
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Top comments
swaneh 0
Nothing like a cold dose of reality in your younger years, eh?
perdix 31
Tell her if she learns to drink a lot, forget how to say "no" and make good sammiches, she'll be able to get by.
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Comments (59)
sophieeee0ooo 0
gutted
likeomgwhat 0
ishhokkayy .... :/ you cant pick your genes
omgtooweird 0
awwww man that means u must be ugly cause kids dont lie bout that shit...?
theskhighisblu 0
haha, possibly
xsi0pao 0
dayummm you must be hella ugly to actually make her cry
ElleFML 0
damn rude man, so what if she's ugly? at least she beats you at any beauty contest. j/k funny though.
newmanlyman3 8
that happened to me many times
swkisses5 0
lol ummm wow thank God i'm cute and my sisters are too lol
haralynn 0
my sister did the same thing. lol
jeydonwaleiscute 0
you diserve it fir being ugly