Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML
Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
Today, while I was drunk, my brother decided to use pliers to pull out my bad tooth. He grabbed the wrong tooth, and when it didn’t pop out cleanly he decided he just needed to squeeze harder, and crushed the healthy tooth into splinters. I can feel the nerve with my tongue, it’s agony. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
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Rainhawk94 27
This means war
LeFrogDog 27
you will lose the battle but not the war. LET THE GAMES BEGIN
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Comments (60)
VitalDistance 14
Hopefully he'll get punished. That's got to hurt ouch
Mauskau 36
I'm not sure what that'd feel like but something tells me it'd be like when you accidentally bite on a piece of foil.
VitalDistance 14
I'm pretty sure it's worse than that XD
oddities 20
If he's older than 11, you can annihilate him. Go for it, that's a declaration of war.
Natetc13 6
A shocking development in the sibling wars.
ComoEsJuan 24
The air is filled with electricity as these two siblings go toe to toe. Its AAA division championships, and they look charged and ready to go! I hope these guys a long lasting and don't feel drained to soon.
cakefete2 31
It's gonna be a slobber knocker tonight. Ladies and gentlemen welcome to "Hell in a DuraCell".
mybubbles2000 13
Oh OP I am so sorry. I can only imagine how bad that must have felt.
Federgirl 19
ouch!! that's must of been a shocking way to wake up....
chocolatefrog28 29
Depending on his age, I might repay him with a little assault and battery of his own, OP. Consider it both revenge and a lesson in conductivity.
belljars 22
Your brother is a genius. You have to out do him now.
Ki11erC 18
Unless both contacts touched it would do nothing.
False_Stupidity 42
I'm thinking it was one of those 9V batteries with both contacts on top, it makes it easy to zap someone.
grunt_fml 17
That makes the imagination of an electric shock, send through your metal fillings directly into your dental nerve, even more painful. 9V directly channelled directly into the nerve, even with a low current, will send probably change your status from "sleeping" to "jumping to the ceiling" in about 0.1 seconds.
worldclassrager 41
Sibling rivalry at its finest