Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML
Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
Today, while I was drunk, my brother decided to use pliers to pull out my bad tooth. He grabbed the wrong tooth, and when it didn’t pop out cleanly he decided he just needed to squeeze harder, and crushed the healthy tooth into splinters. I can feel the nerve with my tongue, it’s agony. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
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Rainhawk94 27
This means war
LeFrogDog 27
you will lose the battle but not the war. LET THE GAMES BEGIN
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Comments (60)
Pk93 38
Ouch!!
D3NZ 4
Wow that's gotta hurt and you should get him back, but I have to admit that's a smart idea.
alicat13 12
Who still puts metal fillings in their mouth in this day and age. I would sue the dentist.
NamelessFace 22
Could be an old filling.
idancewithllamas 12
Oooh, I would have slapped him silly.
hybridpordigy 9
FYL but still you're lucky you hadn't choked on the battery
reaxion 25
Put duct tape on his nut sack when he is sleeping :D
andreastout 19
That's shocking!
Konarika 11
Um... How exactly is that supposed to cause a shock...?