Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
**** Louise! Did you semen who threw it? I bet you weren't feeling very spunky after this seedy event. Cum on, spill the beans!
littlemsweirdo 12
That's ******* disgusting.
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Comments (126)
JaneDoexD 8
BUMMER!
uberhaxorjames 1
Was that you? Lol Sorry !!!!! Baha Win
DocBastard 40
You seem a real gentleman, James. I'm of course referring to your stupid comment, your profile picture of you giving everyone the finger, and your asinine profile info. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
samanthashelton 5
Dude your 15 quit acting like a prick or you'll never get a girlfriend
jmcgirl 3
Oh. My. God. That's I'd f$@king awful! But also this is my new favourite FML.
emilyjgraham 34
anyone else read the first words (or sentences apparently) like Janice?
Gabrielo_fml 6
At least you got some protection for your computer.
Pandacupcakelove 26
I can't believe how disgusting some people are!
bobbed_shadow 5
What are the odds of that happening? Looks like you were in the wrong place at the right time...
thisiswilli_fml 5
How'd you know the brand of the condom?
perdix 31
Good thing you had the computer shielding your crotchetal region. A little splashback in the wrong spot and you could get preggers!
agonydrum 7
Lol definitely one of the more clever FMLs I've seen, it could have been worse, a couple inches up and it would have hit you in the face..
khriss_khriss 7
Thats very gross ... I dont understand why ppl r saying u deserve it coz nobody deservers to be hit by a used condom Lol