Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
**** Louise! Did you semen who threw it? I bet you weren't feeling very spunky after this seedy event. Cum on, spill the beans!
littlemsweirdo 12
That's ******* disgusting.
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Comments (126)
Betterthink4 6
Laptop babies.
2RaRa25 6
Totally gross, but WAY cheaper than getting a virus. Think I'd rather have a condom hit my computer/laptop versus a Trojan virus anyday. Invest in Lysol, you'll sleep more soundly...
Kidkaplan 19
It's still used to stop viruses
CreepInTheCorner 11
It's a sign. (They're trying to tell you to watch ****)
answeryourphone 3
Where's number 3?
lielabc123 2
So gross!
vettle 6
Oh so glad that wasn't your face. Eww. That laptop would be in the garbage now.
MeleeManMarguu 4
bet you wished it was a computer virus and not a spunk flail
chibidemon 13
as gross as this is going to sound Id rather a condom hit my laptop that a trojan virus.easier to clean a little bit of "gunk" off of it and less harmful than a virus.and look at it this way if it didnt hit you dont worry about it.yes its gross but still less harmful to the computer.
crazedsyco 15
thats really gross, sorry to hear that.