Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller died." FML
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I'm pregnant & on bed-rest. I rely on him for a lot since I can't go downstairs. I thought him playing COD with his friends would give us a break from our constant interactions with each other. It just wasn't long enough for him. And keeping him entertained wasn't a part of our wedding vowels.
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Lowhunter 15
You should spend more time with him. He must be very bored.
KaskStunter 4
Yeah, honesty is way too overrated.
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Comments (161)
beesmakewax 3
WTF let your man play his video games. You're acting like he's cheating on you just for wanting to have a little time to himself. No matter how much you guys love each other, I guarantee he doesn't want to spend every ounce of his free time doing what you want him to do.
santel_fml 8
Haha my fiancé is on his 8th controller. He says they've all died too but I find smashed pieces all over
mike_strutter 4
my gid always have a controller charged and maybe spend some time with the misses teaching her how to play
Junizumi4 3
wow it's only 20 min u that needy??
mrmusicman97 4
i like this guy
HahaYDI 0
Damn your husband should be the one writing the FML here. I hate it when that happens.
sexxme 9
If you can't beat it, join it. Start playing with him.
MrRuffyboots 0
That's why every good gamer keeps extra batteries with them. It makes as much sense as carrying extra clips.
katyglaze 3
And the 2011 Husband of the Year Award goes to....
cajunkid 0
just buy him another so he won't have to wait for it to charge js as a suggestion