Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller died." FML
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I'm pregnant & on bed-rest. I rely on him for a lot since I can't go downstairs. I thought him playing COD with his friends would give us a break from our constant interactions with each other. It just wasn't long enough for him. And keeping him entertained wasn't a part of our wedding vowels.
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Lowhunter 15
You should spend more time with him. He must be very bored.
KaskStunter 4
Yeah, honesty is way too overrated.
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Comments (161)
charlie43 1
Honesty is the best policy
ustinkyo98 0
I agree, your boyfriend sucks
blackwidowtaco 31
It's ops husband, not boyfriend.
paige99100 0
You should learn how to play it with him
SpruceDread4578 13
Can't wait for BF3. New tv..new surround sound..new neighbors ;)
hairguitarhero 5
I'm not seeing a problem here. Other than his controller died. Did he send you for batteries or what? If so, you should be grateful for the opportunity. And make him a sandwich since you decided to whine about getting batteries online. You embarrassed him.
benjaminFML 0
Get own by a controler.
leadman1989 16
If you learn to play and secretly own him he will break down in tears. Who is this person owning us so hard? Op - it's me baby and im upstairs naked. Problem solved.
The_Commentor_ 6
Lmfao. He is awesome!!
peacelovepink26 0
aw snap. FYL because i know thats the most annoying thing when ypur husband is a gamer amd spends more time doing that and less time with you.. >_
foxmatrix15 8
Two things wrong here first he needs two batteries or a charger and 2 did you make him a sandwich. You should fix the problem lady!