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Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller died." FML

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I'm pregnant & on bed-rest. I rely on him for a lot since I can't go downstairs. I thought him playing COD with his friends would give us a break from our constant interactions with each other. It just wasn't long enough for him. And keeping him entertained wasn't a part of our wedding vowels.

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You should spend more time with him. He must be very bored.

KaskStunter 4

Yeah, honesty is way too overrated.

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Anyone who plays COD = LOSER

mzwhitaker85 0

sorry..... I'm glad my husband is not unto video games plus we don't have those dumb game boxes in our home...

linnie_wesker 20

Uh, just because you're not into something that doesn't make it dumb. Also, it's not a 'game box' it's a video game console. Unless her husband is playing COD all day long and doesn't have a job and their relationship is suffering, it's not that big of a deal. Playing video games is a hobby. I hate when bitches complain nonstop about their boyfriends being gamers.

HAHAHAHAHAH

Latexbullet 0

You should start a cod womans support group and take my girl with you. I agree with some of the comments us guys just need some time to our selves without kids or the wife to be able to shoot and blow some shit up.

I hate it when that happens... LOL!

I'm pregnant & on bed-rest. I rely on him for a lot since I can't go downstairs. I thought him playing COD with his friends would give us a break from our constant interactions with each other. It just wasn't long enough for him. And keeping him entertained wasn't a part of our wedding vowels.

I'm sorry, did you say wedding vowels?

A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y! Do you want to marry this man? Amen! O_O #163

A, E, O, u, I do

Get a rechargeable battery pack

WickedPixie 0

That's why you get a Play 'n' Charge kit so your controller doesn't die. **** your life for having a husband that isn't a proper gamer.

Lol what's his gt???

lalalandfury 1

thats just how things go. the way of life