Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller died." FML
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I'm pregnant & on bed-rest. I rely on him for a lot since I can't go downstairs. I thought him playing COD with his friends would give us a break from our constant interactions with each other. It just wasn't long enough for him. And keeping him entertained wasn't a part of our wedding vowels.
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Lowhunter 15
You should spend more time with him. He must be very bored.
KaskStunter 4
Yeah, honesty is way too overrated.
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Comments (161)
llZombiell 5
Lol foolish woman. Put anything up against Cod and it'll lose. **** his life is more like it.
steelman112 1
You should make sure your husband has fresh batteries. I hate when mine dies in the middle of call of duty.
razzer3422 0
Sounds like something I would say!!!
lovefml987 1
Haha, that would be my husband too, But that's why he has 2 batts, and a wired controller Gaming is a way for them to have "there time" It's not about not missing you or not loving you
ZielZone 4
Shouldn't ask the question, you may not like the answer.
Bloodlvst 11
To be completely honest, you shouldn't feel too bad. As a man, I can tell you that would be a typical response to your question.
masterpink 2
at least he doesn't send his life playing WOW
denvan 0
Rechargeable batteries FTW
Kntrymama 8
Men!!!
bopityboii 0
Hahaha owned