Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, my little cousin told me about how he never wipes his ass, because if he doesn't, he doesn't need to wash his hands. FML
Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML
Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML
Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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dreamering 16
Tell him that you never wash your mouth after a *******.
miz66independent 1
tell him everytime he shakes hands with a man he's shaking their penis too.
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Comments (56)
itswhateveridk 0
wat ewww
error0987654321 2
That's not even close to how you get E. coli.
csmouton 3
people need to build a tolerance for germs. everyone is so scared now of germs. that's why you babies have so many health problems
Jujubilee 1
that nasty dirty f*ck!
5chadenfreude 6
People who don't wash their hands after using the restroom deserve to be shot.
mamadi_fml 0
He poop did he? That's enough to contaminate everything he touch. Guys, wash your hands!!! Paranoid people or not, it not hygeinic.
mamadi_fml 0
That's even worst. Some people get sick very easily and living in plastic bubble. If you don't wash your hand after restroom, even that DOES pass e coli, you could be passing someone with MRSA. If you sneeze into your hand, would you shake their hands? I think not. WASH YOUR HAND, PARANOID OR NOT!
d33emar 0
that's just an excuse for him to b excused for not doing it.. that's nasty or maybe he's just a lazy ass
gogreen8856 0
that is nasty!!!!!
hateevryone 15
tell him no more sex until he start washing his hands everyday