Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my 35 year-old husband start up a new video game. He named his character "Boner." FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, my husband spent all day on Skyrim trying out trick archery shots, things like shooting the butterflies, shooting a running rabbit, shooting himself by firing into the air. Meanwhile, I’d been at work, the kitchen was a mess, he didn’t walk the dog, and he missed my Amazon delivery. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
Today, as he has all day for the last 3 days, my husband has been playing Cyberpunk 2077. However, it's my birthday. When I mentioned this fact, I was told to just walk the 4 miles to the store and buy a cake, "if it matters so much." I have celiac and he spent our grocery money on the game. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Top comments
19990231 29
Who has time for women where you have doom!
spatula232 25
Someone's doomed
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Comments (99)
spookyboy 20
Something's stick better than others I guess...
ChildrenOfFilth 12
Well, he has known Doom longer than you.
mannatee 19
Ok you have to admit that is really impressive
Pyro3000 6
Think I'm the same with the original Pokemon games.
JustACasualRock 7
Not meaning to be a dick or anything but thats actually really impressive
vikky538 29
your husband is a gamer you should know that before you marry him...
thecman25 14
true gamer
xM00RILLAx 10
I still remember the invincibility cheat code for a game I haven't played in at least 6-7 years, so this is understandable to me
siggy_mcsigx 22
A lot of people need birthday reminders......
deejayharry1 11
it doesn't mean he loves you less, men will be men
limabeans101029 21
"Men will be men"?! I agree that it doesn't mean he loves her any less, but you do not forget your significant other's birthday, whatever your gender is. I'd feel absolutely terrible if I forgot something like that.
Mr23 9
#64, I regularly forget my own age (luckily I know the year and can work back from that). If it wasn't for Social Networks, I would probably not know what anyone's birthday was. ever.