Today, my husband of three years told me he only proposed to me because his favorite football team was winning and he had been drunk. I had our second child three days ago. FML
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Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, it's been two years since my fiancé proposed, drunk, and with no ring. Recently, I overheard him on a Zoom call with a work colleague who'd not talked to him since he was with his last girlfriend, who was much more attractive than I am. The colleague asked if they were still together and he lied and said yes. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and that he hates my dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
i hope when he said this to you he added something along the lines of "i'm so lucky i did"
schick0513 0
What is the problem here? he got to get drunk and watch his team win, you got the ring. you're obviously still together. it seems to me like good things happen when he's drunk. go out and get him a case of beer and ask him for a new house. you got this champ
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Comments (103)
lulzorz 0
aww come on you guys, she was deceived. ever heard of the saying love is blind? it can make you do some pretty stupid things. i think everyone has to admit its pretty insensitive...how would you feel if youre significant other basically said your relationship was based on a drunken decision? the real fml is the fact that the guy could easily have called it off by saying it WAS only a drunken rant, but he didnt and here she is three years and two kids later...
SmexxiHunny 0
Very true #46 LMFAO!!! #6 xD
the_question_mar 0
dont worry he doesnt mean that, hon
ragtopday 0
get a good attorney....and LOTS of childsupport! Unless, of course, he was coming clean because now he really really loves you and feels guilty...then you get a NEW CAR!!
that_guy321 2
look at it this way, if you've had two kids with him, he obviously wants to stick around now at least. or he's too lazy to get a divorce.
nilofc 0
That's a bit insensitive. Haven't he heard about post partum? You need to pray together.
thektulu7 0
#34 is right. He may have been drunk or whatever, but was he also drunk for the entirety of your engagement and at your wedding? He could have backed out at any moment, but instead he weighed his decision (I hope) and decided it was a good one. I don't see how everyone here seems to think he's the biggest asshole in the world.
HRaeH 0
You know...with a dick like that, you can raise those kids on your own, thereby granting them a chance for a normal, decent life. That, and the chance to not be an ass like their father.
mahoney927 0
oh honey, i am so sorry - what a prick. let's see if his favorite team is playing, and he's drunk when you take half, alimony, and child support.
Rockey 3
Are you not still together?