Today, my husband of three years told me he only proposed to me because his favorite football team was winning and he had been drunk. I had our second child three days ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, it's been two years since my fiancé proposed, drunk, and with no ring. Recently, I overheard him on a Zoom call with a work colleague who'd not talked to him since he was with his last girlfriend, who was much more attractive than I am. The colleague asked if they were still together and he lied and said yes. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and that he hates my dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
i hope when he said this to you he added something along the lines of "i'm so lucky i did"
schick0513 0
What is the problem here? he got to get drunk and watch his team win, you got the ring. you're obviously still together. it seems to me like good things happen when he's drunk. go out and get him a case of beer and ask him for a new house. you got this champ
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Comments (103)
24788 7
Get a little payback on him.
chroniclurker 0
Well, to be fair, some men need irrational thought to make them take the plunge. It may not be that he didn't think you were worth marrying when he was sober; he may have needed the confidence brought on by alcohol and the team winning to get up the courage. Also, new kids create stress, so anything he said probably sounds harsher than he means inside.
Torkenbrand 0
"Today, I was wasted and my favorite team had just scored another touchdown. I proposed to the ugliest prick I have ever met and am afraid that if I dump her, she will stalk me. FML" YDI for saying yes while he was drunk.
pinkpolkadotz 0
way to go 62
HeyThereGorgeous 0
He couldn't have been drunk on the wedding day (or you'd have mentioned it) so he clearly knew what he was doing.
DWdizzy 0
right, he probably said it out of context too. something like "you know, im glad i proposed that night i got drunk and my team was winning. things turned out so great"
janeb_fml 0
My friend's (now ex) boyfriend told her he only asked her out because his best friend fancied her and they had a bet as to who would get her first. Basically it lasted a month or two, they say they loved each other, blah blah, I think he just ended up liking her anyway, which was lucky for her. Stupid git ended up telling her :|
movies12 0
I guess he was drunk on the wedding day to? if he married u, and u guys have been with eachother longest enough to have ur second child, I think he doesn't regret it.
smitty809 0
kill the son of a bitch
ashleyyyyyyyyy 0
aww that sucks :/
rudikk99 2
and u felt nothing??? YDI! or may be he's joking?! I hate women like that. they fill nothing! ruj in the relationship or what?
sulitak 27
what? I really tried to understand what you mean...