Today, my husband of three years told me he only proposed to me because his favorite football team was winning and he had been drunk. I had our second child three days ago. FML
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Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, it's been two years since my fiancé proposed, drunk, and with no ring. Recently, I overheard him on a Zoom call with a work colleague who'd not talked to him since he was with his last girlfriend, who was much more attractive than I am. The colleague asked if they were still together and he lied and said yes. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and that he hates my dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
i hope when he said this to you he added something along the lines of "i'm so lucky i did"
schick0513 0
What is the problem here? he got to get drunk and watch his team win, you got the ring. you're obviously still together. it seems to me like good things happen when he's drunk. go out and get him a case of beer and ask him for a new house. you got this champ
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Comments (103)
jouhou 0
A drunk man's words are a sober man's truths. I think he meant the timing was unexpected, not that he didn't want to marry you. I mean, he sobered up at sometime and realized what he did and he's still with you 3 years later.
fmllmao123 0
well congrats about the baby!
Fourty3minus1 0
So what if he asked you when he was drunk, you still said yes. He could've easily woke up the next morning and been like "sorry babae had a bit to drink didn't mean it" Its not like he was drunk for the entire duration of your engagement and couldn't have called it off at any time.
nightngale 0
Wow, it's not like he proposed and then you guys got married before he sobered up. Why didn't he admit it earlier. I'm so sorry that you married a jerk.
kellster 2
And you didn't... check, at the time? Like, once he was sober, you didn't sort of revisit the question and make sure it wasn't a drunk/in the heat of the moment kind of proposal? Did you not know he was drunk? If you did, why would you accept a drunk proposal? Or a sports-win-fuelled proposal? That's just a major set-up for failure. That said, if you're still together, it must have worked out okay! Congrats on your baby!
Jabulls 0
#6 last line is halarious #45 also, you win the FML
streetpattern 0
I proposed to my wife during sex. I didn't know I was supposed to have a ring beforehand. We're still together almost 20 years later.
emilym49 0
you've just had a baby 3 days ago and you're on fmylife?
abbydoll1414 0
Good things can still come from something that had a bad reason to start.
RandomFool 5
Well if you're still together then it was probably good that he did...