Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
Smooth sailing
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Healthy relationship goals
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Toxic
Today, I realized my husband of 30 years consistently makes fun of me in front of friends, and he gets mad when I express opinions contrary to his. I don't think he respects me. FML
This is going well
Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML
Explain yourself!
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
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techweed 12
tell him "haha you're stuck now" and don't sign any divorce papers
abceasyas123abc 12
What the heck?!
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Comments (219)
khaya 9
Friends with benefits or......
luluq 0
isn't that what guys always mean?let's be friends until I want sex?
MissBunny25 0
47, yep. pretty much
newjerseyguy 0
he found another woman
instantmusic 4
Totally not enough information. There had to be something else going on here, some ongoing complication that should have been met with third-party assistance. Its hard to swallow that the marriage was going smoothly then he just dropped that bomb outta nowhere.
Valdrek 26
balls of brass has he
YummiGummi 0
loser
mygreenhoodie 0
and....?
ceddyz17 10
what a douche
nillakush1 3
my god! :'(
LinTurk 4
Ask if it will be hard for him to remain friends when you have all if his stuff?
LinTurk 4
*of
callofdutyking 3
BULL SHIT 50-60 year olds don't spend their time on FML
instantmusic 4
There is an odd level of epicness about a 60 year old man(assuming you are) with the screen name "every1luvsboners" prowling FML that I can't quite articulate. It tastes funny in the brain.
veteranvoyce 2
67 - what's your k/d ratio?
DocBastard 40
Callofdutyking - why don't you ask Didi if this site was created either by or for children. He's one of the site creators, and based on his picture, he's not a child. I doubt they would make a site called "**** My Life" for kids. Go ahead, ask.