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ZaraAce United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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tell him "haha you're stuck now" and don't sign any divorce papers

abceasyas123abc 12

What the heck?!

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lmaoatall 6

so you ask him, honey, remember our vows 30 years ago and we said till death do we part?...RRRUUNNN!!!!

penflower 0

this.

leethewrestler 0

wow that blows. 30 years of your life gone right there.

SilentNinja78 0

Fail

cptmorgan15 2

Ya ya alright, it sucks, but if he doesn't want to be with you then what are you gonna do. Either divorce him or light him on fire. Only two options in my eyes.

why would she light him on fire?

sounds fake. who would say that after 30 years? what is he still in middle school?

muchagente 5

and do you still love him? like, say, you loved him when it all was new? if so: fyl, and i feel really sorry for you. if not: just face the fact that relationships change and be glad that you have found something who is able to name it so you can work it out together.

muchagente 5

and do you still love him? if so: fyl, and i feel really sorry for you. if not: just face the fact that relationships change and be glad that you've found someone who can tell instead of silently hating you and your life together. staying friends after a long relationship can feel better and more secure than pretending love. still, breaking up hurts, and i feel sorry for you.

invite his best mate over, suck him off on the vouch and when he says something tell him u dont talk about sex with friends

that wont solve anything.

But it would be ******* hilarious.

I'm pretty sure that would just emotionally damage them both and complicate the situation. Not to be a buzz-kill.

meant to say: I agree with you #48.