Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
Smooth sailing
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Healthy relationship goals
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Toxic
Today, I realized my husband of 30 years consistently makes fun of me in front of friends, and he gets mad when I express opinions contrary to his. I don't think he respects me. FML
This is going well
Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML
Explain yourself!
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
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techweed 12
tell him "haha you're stuck now" and don't sign any divorce papers
abceasyas123abc 12
What the heck?!
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Comments (219)
lekiat 0
damn!!
lmaoatall 6
so you ask him, honey, remember our vows 30 years ago and we said till death do we part?...RRRUUNNN!!!!
penflower 0
this.
leethewrestler 0
wow that blows. 30 years of your life gone right there.
CxiiBunneh 0
Wow.....
SilentNinja78 0
Fail
cptmorgan15 2
Ya ya alright, it sucks, but if he doesn't want to be with you then what are you gonna do. Either divorce him or light him on fire. Only two options in my eyes.
teacher25 3
why would she light him on fire?
ori0324 1
sounds fake. who would say that after 30 years? what is he still in middle school?
muchagente 5
and do you still love him? like, say, you loved him when it all was new? if so: fyl, and i feel really sorry for you. if not: just face the fact that relationships change and be glad that you have found something who is able to name it so you can work it out together.
muchagente 5
and do you still love him? if so: fyl, and i feel really sorry for you. if not: just face the fact that relationships change and be glad that you've found someone who can tell instead of silently hating you and your life together. staying friends after a long relationship can feel better and more secure than pretending love. still, breaking up hurts, and i feel sorry for you.
doc_j 0
invite his best mate over, suck him off on the vouch and when he says something tell him u dont talk about sex with friends
teacher25 3
that wont solve anything.
Anubyte 0
But it would be ******* hilarious.
instantmusic 4
I'm pretty sure that would just emotionally damage them both and complicate the situation. Not to be a buzz-kill.
teacher25 3
agree.
teacher25 3
meant to say: I agree with you #48.