Happy new year, huh?

Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML

Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML

Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML

Smooth sailing

Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

Healthy relationship goals

Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML

Toxic

Today, I realized my husband of 30 years consistently makes fun of me in front of friends, and he gets mad when I express opinions contrary to his. I don't think he respects me. FML

This is going well

Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML

Explain yourself!

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML