ZaraAce
United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Anonymous
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
starley
United States
Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
Anonymous
Hillsboro, United States
Smooth sailing
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
jentown11
United States
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
leapfrog998
Bancroft, Canada
Healthy relationship goals
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Anonymous
Toxic
Today, I realized my husband of 30 years consistently makes fun of me in front of friends, and he gets mad when I express opinions contrary to his. I don't think he respects me. FML
Anonymous
This is going well
Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML
Anonymous
Tamworth, United Kingdom
Explain yourself!
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Top comments
techweed 12
tell him "haha you're stuck now" and don't sign any divorce papers
abceasyas123abc 12
What the heck?!
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Comments (219)
TropicalTulipz 0
:'( im crying
tahvoh 3
hahaha. I love this FML.
Prettyme23 0
this sounds like the dr Phil episode that was on today.
tanzanika 0
videotape an orgy then mail that to him
Niki0308 0
By 'just friends' he REALLY means 'horrible mortal enemies'! Looks like you have a serious problem! Do you have kids? That'd be worse! But if you don't that's a little better..
TiffyterroriZe 9
30 years seems like a permanent deal; why would you wait 30 years to say that?
boricua458 0
Leave his ASS collect Alimony and be best friends with HIS best friend! :)
Gbleier333 4
he's cheating.
suri23 11
Drag his ass to counseling.
xrainbowshadowx 17
What the ****? How old is your husband? 15? Seriously, that is the most pathetic excuse ever, especially coming from your husband. FYL for marrying such an immature man.