Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML
Today, I got super psyched up about a landscaping project my wife denied last year that she's finally game for, which will both fix a water leak into the house, and make our backyard look amazing. I took a week of PTO, then 20 minutes later my wife called to tell me a tree in our back yard fell over. We're also probably getting divorced. FML
Today, my husband was home past his usual departure time for work, so I pointedly asked if he would be late. He said he called out sick. I stared at him, wide-eyed in disbelief, as he said he "wanted to relax in the yard with a book." He's completely lost his mind. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML
Today, my husband popped out to the hotel gym while I jumped in the shower. After a while I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was him, I cheekily opened the door in my naked glory to be greeted by the maid. I didn’t know do-not-disturb signs aren’t double sided. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
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life_is_life 0
you stepped outside naked? LOL. well, dont worry i bet they enjoyed it.
Yeoman 0
haha thats awesome. Im sure they loved that job, and theyll be back ANYTIME.
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Comments (148)
GR3453m0nk3y 4
OK I KNOW THE CAPS ARE OBNOXIOUS BUT I WANT THIS NOTICED. COULD SOMEONE THAT KNOWS WHAT #27 SAID PLEASE RE-COMMENT WHATEVER YOU CAN REMEMBER ABOUT WHAT HE ORIGINALLY SAID????????? i really wanna know
wassup12345 0
why would you strip naked and then go out back to let the dog out? dont you just strip in the bathroom right before the shower, not strip and run around a few times...?
Taneer 0
She deserves it for being naked in her own home with supposedly no one home? I think your husband should have told you he was hiring a landscaping crew.
punkazzneon 0
That sucks. @104: Why can't you be naked in your own home when your supposed to be alone? I do it all the time.
ammali 0
Oopsie! LOL... figures, huh?
regalarius 0
Nothing wrong with OP's behavior if you ask me...
youknowit2 0
It was unfortunate, but I dont think she did anything wrong. I walk around the house naked all day as does my husband because we have to wear uniforms and gear all day to work and sometimes its just liberating to be like "screw it" and not wear anything at all. As for all the people freaking out, I dont live in the middle of nowhere, but I also live in an area where my house is angled enough that I can tan or swim naked on my own property and not be seen. And yeah, if my husband is doing yard work, I might bring him out a glass of lemonade wearing nothing. She didnt say she walked halfway into the yard with all those people, she just might have walked over and stood naked in the doorway when she saw those people there. Dont hate. :) You go girl!
sparda4355 0
15... (and all who question the OPs appearence) The OP is HOT! I know it... She feels comfortable in her skin enough to be in front of her husband naked (i know this isn't enough proof yet). Also, ugly people take their clothes off the OP stripped her self of her clothes! big difference! Also sounds like he makes good money and is artistic, this man wouldn't settle for an ugly wife!
Rawrrr14 0
well, I happy to hear that your that comfortable in your own skin, however taking the risk of stepping outside naked..... YDI
lazorzpewpew 0
WOOOOOOOOO :D