Today, my husband jokingly said to me, "I think you love Captain Kirk more than me." Without thinking, I said in a serious tone, "I think I do, too." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, I finally confronted my husband about his silicon *wedding ring* having rifle bullets on it. He said, "I love you as much as I love guns." I clarified, "As much as?" to give him an out. He replied, 100% serious, that he really loves his guns. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, my husband is furious because I accused him of being in love with my best friend. He talks about her constantly, perks up like a puppy when she comes over, and occasionally only gets erections if I talk about her. Even the kids have noticed how moonstruck he is. FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
That escalated kirkly.
HappyItalian 38
A very sad moment of silence. If you need me, I'll be on the bridge.
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Comments (50)
Whoop_whoop 17
maybe this will motivate more effort from his side
team_hale 11
Everyone has that one fictional character that they are madly in love with.
bonermonkey 31
at least this FML was kinda lighthearted :)
kyrisonfusion 22
He probably took it as a joke, it's fine. And we all love a bit of Kirk
YumeWolf 23
To be fair, Kirk is really handsome. Nice to see some other trekkies on here!
laden_swallow09 35
TEAM PICARD!
grogers311 20
Now if it were Han Solo, I would forgive her
BrotherTheo 31
Depends on which Kirk I suppose you are referring to, I'd bet. Vulcan has no moon, damnit!
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
Well come on, it's Captain Kirk.
Dinonick 15
If there is anyone you should love more than your husband, its Picard