Today, my husband jokingly said to me, "I think you love Captain Kirk more than me." Without thinking, I said in a serious tone, "I think I do, too." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my husband is furious because I accused him of being in love with my best friend. He talks about her constantly, perks up like a puppy when she comes over, and occasionally only gets erections if I talk about her. Even the kids have noticed how moonstruck he is. FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
That escalated kirkly.
HappyItalian 38
A very sad moment of silence. If you need me, I'll be on the bridge.
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Comments (50)
johncage 14
Well, yeah. It's Captain Kirk.
mcluvin_707 6
Don't worry OP, we all love captain Kirk. you just admitted it
jimluminaye 17
I can't hit YDI enough.
Badkarma4u 17
James T. was a ladies man.
ProSwimmerFL 16
Han Solo or capt Kirk that's a tough one I love Star Wars and trek. ........
russfml 31
I bet shortly after that you were thinking beam me up Scotty, it's going to blow
a6m5zerosen 3
I doubt you are the first woman to fantasize about Jim Kirk...that said, how threatened can your husband be if you have a crush on a fictional character on a TV show made nearly 50 years ago?
a6m5zerosen 3
Tell him this from a fellow male Trekkie -I love my wife dearly, but the day Zoe Saldana pulls up in my driveway wearing her Uhura outfit and says "Get in, and come along with me on a magic carpet ride", I'm out...
worldclassrager 41
Which one? There were two actors for him...
jocamo 24
I know right?
Death69 24
I am waiting for his version of this FML. "Today I jokingly told my wife: "I think you love Captain Kirk more than me." She replied that she thinks so as well. She was serious. FML."