Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
Today, my new husband of two weeks attempted to solicit sex from a hooker. He tried to excuse himself by saying, "I would never cheat on you! I was just looking." FML
Today, my husband of 35 years told me he had an affair with his secretary in 1995, when I was home with 3 preschoolers. At the time, the phone system required that the secretary pick up, so I was saying hello to her like a fool. I had no idea at the time. He would just come home and tell me how hard his job was. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out my husband of four years has been cheating on me with his boss, who had been kind and treated me well. I never suspected it until I caught them in OUR bed. All he would ever do was come home and complain about how hard his job was. I guess that wasn't the only thing that was hard. FML
Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
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Top comments
Mioko_fml 6
He got some guts to tell you he is cheating on you for you. Lmao. Honestly for you or not, cheater is a cheater, get rid of him.
rattusrattus 19
That makes no sense! To get better at sex with someone, you sleep with that person regularly and discuss what you both enjoy. I guess either your husband is a cheating git, or he's a cheating git who thinks female pleasure is all identical, in which case *clips OP's husband round the back of the head*
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Comments (107)
ICastillo 25
Well now you have a reasonable excuse to boot his ass.
Plumesant 8
Why don't you tell him that you were cheating on him for years because you wanted to get better at sex too.
Mandeeplease 6
What an idiot. Out on the street he would go, immediately, if it were me. That's dispicable.
183933 6
Sounds to me like he's too stupid to have a secretary.
lalalawhatevers 5
He at least told you he cheated
br0ccoli 15
Time to add to the 50% divorce rate statistic. Hope you make your own money so that you can rent your own apartment and get the he'll out of there!
drewflav 17
Gather 'round kids, we've got a lesson to share with you: don't cheat on your significant other! Lest you want the favour returned of course ;)
Inciter 33
Dump his cheating ass. He's an idiot.
hamusta 13
Is he retarded?
dellam 3
At least he is trying to improve your marridhe by getting better. Hes trying to help i