Today, my ex said he was coming by to get some of his stuff, and that if I wanted to talk, I should be on my knees in my best lingerie. I was furious and wrote a text telling him how awful and misogynistic he was… then deleted it, put on my best lingerie, and am now waiting by the door on my knees for him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband threw an epic tantrum, with crying, snotty nose, throwing himself on the floor, grabbing me by my feet, begging me not to leave him, and that he’s “so sorry” after I confronted him about the sexts and nudes he’s been sending to another woman. FML
Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, after spending the weekend together, my ex turned nasty. I finally had the balls to tell him what a cruel asshole I think he is and really hit him where it hurts. I felt very empowered and strong. That is, until I realized I left my favourite and rather expensive jacket in his apartment. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Linda Graber 12
GIRL!!! Get some self respect! Him just saying that shows he couldn’t give a rats ass about you. As a 64 year old woman been there done that and it’s not worth it! Tell that ass **** off!
core01 30
You are enough as you are. I'm sorry your parents and partners made you believe you aren't. They failed you. Find better people, please.
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Comments (7)
jlc82 14
the only appropriate response was his stuff tossed out the door and scattered across the lawn...you fail and ydi
Wadlaen 24
Well, it doesn't sound like he's worth it, at the same time as you really gotta think he's some kind of guy being willing to do this for him. I hope everything works out for the best for both of you!
thinman12345 18
You are pathetic. Grow a backbone and tell him to f-off.
Linda Graber 12
GIRL!!! Get some self respect! Him just saying that shows he couldn’t give a rats ass about you. As a 64 year old woman been there done that and it’s not worth it! Tell that ass **** off!
core01 30
You are enough as you are. I'm sorry your parents and partners made you believe you aren't. They failed you. Find better people, please.
Lost Reggie 22
You're a good girl, listen to master, but use your safeword and don't hesitate to kick him out again if he mistreats you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Are you ******* serious? Kick him in the nuts and move on.