Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
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Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, after a 6 month dry spell, my husband was yet again “too tired” to have sex. I guess I finally found something I miss about my ex. FML
Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my wife decided to end our dry spell of four months and started dry humping and kissing me in bed. Things were going well until she orgasmed from the activity and declared that she was too tired to do any more, rolled over, and fell asleep. Five months or bust. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
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Top comments
janfleury 19
Communication is the only way that will get any better. Maybe it has been 2 months because he knows he is failing in that area and does not know how to improve things. Talk, talk, talk.
sullivankeara 25
Practice makes perfect
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Comments (53)
soulreaper12296 28
And maybe you should look at the fact that maybe you had a two month dry spell because you go and post on fml about how he sucks at sex.
Akasha_69 3
My friend had a 8 month spell with her husband because he won't get help for his lack of interest unless they are staying in someone else's house or a hotel...
Mortoli 30
see that girl needs to leave him lol
Flyndaran 10
I can't imagine why any man would not want to rock OP's world. She sounds so giving, selfless, and full of boundless enticement. /S It takes at least two to have sex. I somehow doubt the "fault" of meh sex rest squarely on the guy's shoulders here.
Mortoli 30
it sucks finding out a partner is bad in bed im sure lol. im not good in the sheets sadly. but alas op tell him what to do next time. ;) it may not be to late to save your love life. teach the boy to become a man some guys just need someone who knows what they want and can show their men what they need to do to fix their relationship, and vice versa. their are some with natural talent and some who just no good sadly and need to learn if you two want a good sex life to go with your love life best teach him a few things never too late... and shouldnt dump a guy/girl just because he/she no good in bed just keep trying new methods. only leave if he doesnt want to learn to please you.
withered 30
Horrible at sex is worse. No sex is better than horrible one. With horrible one you're asking yourself "was it even worth my time?" and you know it wasn't. Try talking to him about it and tell him sex is a 2 way street and that he should put some effort into being good.
Sparx1_1 16
You love him enough to marry him - but not enough to communicate so you can improve your sex life? I'm thinking that this is not all his fault.
withered 30
You do realize that it is possible OP has spoken to her spouse about it but her request for communication has fallen on deaf ears?
Mcdiac 6
Sorry, but it could be that both things are symptoms of a the same problem. It could be that he doesn't like having sex with you. Which is why he doesn't want to do it often and also why he does it half heartedly.
Mr_GryllsWood 13
You sound like an ungrateful bitch. Maybe he's trying his best.
rogerover 19
Yell him you need him to use his mouth and tongue and fingers on you. All at the same time.
nikkolaus 15
well, if you don't tell him what you like or how to fix it, how can the situation ever get resolved, and result in you both being happy...??