Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Gross idea
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Top comments
adamo_erebus 26
At least he cleared it out of his nose before it ended up in your mouth? :D
bjhhjh 20
He wanted to be his cleanest for you
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Comments (51)
drayloon 50
well that blows.
thelittlemissy 29
Maybe it's the same guy as the one collecting toenails...
fartay55 11
That's so gross lol
unfuckmylife 13
Someone's a bit nosey
zandalee 20
That's so gross. Why the **** does he think you need to see that? Does he have no pride? I would of hoped his head caved in after all of that picking...
adrianh1090 12
Corny comments everyone?
drshn 22
pick and lick in action.
Vitally 6
That's pretty strange. I pick out my clothes and such, but your husband has to pick his nose out? Are you married to Mr. Potato Head, OP?
xerbrus 14
nope Michael Jackson reborn...too soon? Well not for me
telli164 30
Well duhh, men can't multitask ;)
luminis12 23
It could've been worse