Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my new phone's voice command doesn't really understand my accent while I'm driving. It kept thinking I was saying, "Call my mum" instead of, "Open Maps". It called my mum 14 times. FML
Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered to help me set up the sync. I agreed, but I really wish I'd remembered that my Bluetooth name is TitsMcGee. FML
Today, I had to use my husband's vehicle. He has been spiraling into a mean, bigoted man. I got into his vehicle and the radio was on a station that was spewing weird stereotypes of women, and making fun of anyone who is not a hard supporter of a certain orange politician/businessman. FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on my phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML
Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
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Top comments
murdersquirrel 15
That's a pretty awesome prank. Kudos to your husband.
KeyboardWarrior 10
HOW DO I DO THAT??
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Comments (149)
kiitykat 8
Thats my name on x box like exsept its all in cap all one word and 66 at the end haha good luck
AeonForce 0
What GPS has Mr. T's voice!?!?
pinkWabbits 0
Yea, my dads Darth Vader GPS voice tells me that I have successfully reached the darkside every time I reach my destination. -_-
amanchan 0
Thats gorgeous
KiddNYC1O 22
Gobble, gobble!
MistaBlista 9
I pity the fool that turns left in 1.5 miles!
scotty35503 5
I call bull
efemel94 7
I love it a travel route comes together
muzy 23
Mr.T is a nightelf mohawk !
crazyaces89 7
That's rather funny...i bought the homer simpson voice for my old gps.
zaza_x_fml 5
I wish my GPS did that, I'd be taking long routes on purpose just to hear him pity the fool!