Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered my new phone's voice command doesn't really understand my accent while I'm driving. It kept thinking I was saying, "Call my mum" instead of, "Open Maps". It called my mum 14 times. FML
Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered to help me set up the sync. I agreed, but I really wish I'd remembered that my Bluetooth name is TitsMcGee. FML
Today, I had to use my husband's vehicle. He has been spiraling into a mean, bigoted man. I got into his vehicle and the radio was on a station that was spewing weird stereotypes of women, and making fun of anyone who is not a hard supporter of a certain orange politician/businessman. FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on my phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML
Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
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Top comments
murdersquirrel 15
That's a pretty awesome prank. Kudos to your husband.
KeyboardWarrior 10
HOW DO I DO THAT??
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Comments (149)
justmarie0710 9
I PITTY THE FOOL that don't turn left in .5 miles
BaconBoy75 2
Classic! I love your husband's sense of humor.
compasseagle89 8
why would the OP have to say "I pity the fool?" voice activated GPS?
heyyy464 1
How in the world did he manage to do that??
toxicpinkcandy 10
I'm Mr. T & i'm the night elf mohawk (:
theunwiseone 4
Schizophrenic?
ManInTux 1
just addicted..
vgonz01 1
Love that commercial!
muzy 23
Damn you. You beat me to it :(
USAFchef 2
Haha, I pity you! XD
OfficeNinja 5
So you have a GPS that speaks like Mr. T and you still make wrong turns that causes your GPS to pity you? I think you should stick to the bus.
rubberduckie94 13
here is an idea...LEARN HOW TO READ A MAP AND PLAN YOUR TRIP BEFORE YOU GET in A CAR. i am amazed at ghe number of people now days that can not read a city and/ or a road map.
rubberduckie94 13
qi do think the misyer t voice would be great though. i would actually turn it on for laughs
phoenixslayer69 4
I think learning how to spell should be a major priority. in your life
rubberduckie94 13
well, i have fat fingers and a touch screen. but i can read a map!!! LOL
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm 17, I have grown up with technology, and I can read those thick road guides well enough to know where I am going. But most of the time I know where I am going.
JakeTheCake 5
This comment brought to you from the stone age.
thetoxiclion 4
Here's an idea.. Go back to school and learn how to spell!
rubberduckie94 13
somebody already told me that. See , much better spelling here on this post. I can take critics and use what they say to better myself. Did anyone learn how to read a map today? God i hope no one takes me too seriously.
yumlicious 4
I can read a road map, but I prefer to use my shmancy navigation system.
Phendraana 0
this isn't an FML, this is an MLR- my life rules :D
Boydie47 2
That's hilarious.