Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, no one warned me that my grandfather was slipping into dementia. I proudly brought my new baby to meet him, only for him to burst into hysterical tears that I was a teenage whore, who’s now brought shame to the family. I'm 30 and married, but he still tried to hit me with his cane. FML
Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my things outside my yard and the door locks changed. I called my wife to let me in and she told me to go live with, “That homewrecking whore who texted you last night” instead. She’s talking about my cousin, who informed me via text that my aunt’s in the hospital. FML
Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
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Top comments
91hayek 31
some people think that because they are old they can get away with unwarranted opinions and violence. Shame.
Yimpish 15
Tell her that it runs in the family.
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Comments (80)
shortcake18 15
The crazy old lady strikes again.
LT_Silva101 18
I don't think that son in-law counts as incest. Well then again, you are in Texas.
tohellwithlife 13
how old is ur grandma? maybe shez jealous coz she isnt getting any.
JebMcdeber 11
Time for Grandma to go live with a nice man on a farm in the country.
mswim 27
Old people are hilarious.
TheLastCenturion 19
Toss her in a nursing home.
JosephKorso 15
I'm seeing a lot of put her in a nursing home. Should just do it the way she knows. Take her out behind the barn and shoot her.
BrokeCantaloupe 10
"business trip"
BawlmerHon24 17
Atleast you didn't do it to his best friend. Old people suck.
GrumpyGrinch 23
Oh, my... Old age and a cane doesn't mix well. Obviously she needs the home, without hating her, better and safer for everybody.