Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, no one warned me that my grandfather was slipping into dementia. I proudly brought my new baby to meet him, only for him to burst into hysterical tears that I was a teenage whore, who’s now brought shame to the family. I'm 30 and married, but he still tried to hit me with his cane. FML
Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my things outside my yard and the door locks changed. I called my wife to let me in and she told me to go live with, “That homewrecking whore who texted you last night” instead. She’s talking about my cousin, who informed me via text that my aunt’s in the hospital. FML
Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
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Top comments
91hayek 31
some people think that because they are old they can get away with unwarranted opinions and violence. Shame.
Yimpish 15
Tell her that it runs in the family.
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Comments (80)
HappyItalian 38
Apologise for being a disgrace to your family, steal your father's sword, and then go save China.
melbournearsenal 18
Sounds like Grandma needs to eat some snickers!!!
Colon_Man 17
WHY! *slams an axe into the table*
wobbly1 16
Marsha, eat a snickers. you get a little hostile when your hungry.
LuluRichards 20
Better? Better.
idk_rose 25
I love crazy grandmas. xD
moocowmilk0 19
what the hell?
Jachin357 28
Wow! Grandma needs to chill!
torn616 7
Netflix and chill?... hell OP should have grabbed that cane and gave granny a ride. 6 months! I mean come on the husband deserved a show.
FryingPanHero 11
Obviously, you should have just casually waved "Hey" to him, OP. Way to immediately lay on the affectionate hugs and kisses after 6 months, jeez.
UncleSplooge 16
purely curious. 6 MONTH businesstrip?
enxhi96 21
Yeah I noticed the same thing. Crazy long time to be gone for just a business trip.
domolovesyoshi 33
Could have been in another country.
MandieL 27
It could have been something like they were opening an over seas branch and he had to manage it and train the new people to take it over.
KingLewisII 34
at my job we opened another branch in another state and I was out there for a whole month straight. My boss on the other hand was out the for seven months and only came home every two months for the weekend.
UncleSplooge 16
Yeah but wouldn't it be natural to swing by the family at least once in a 6 month period? Seems extreme to be gone for that long unless its deployment.
Publikwerks 14
Tell Grandma to chill. Say "Grandma be cool"
buckdharma 38
Maybe she hasn't hit something in so long, she now thinks a cane has to be involved.
OrganicSistah 17
Sounds like grandma needs to get laid.