Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML
Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
Today, I was using my iPad for a presentation. I locked it and left it connected to the projector while I prepared to present. When I turned around to begin, I realized there had been a push notification from Groupon asking if I was still interested in a dildo. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Top comments
chickenwalrus 14
Baby dragon > sex?
stfu_bam 5
Uh hello! We gotta take care of our dragons! Psh people these days just don't understand. Side note - What level is he on?
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Comments (248)
SilverInGray 25
Sometimes you just have to take care of the little ones first.
Crlnprz 11
Dress up as a baby dragon and get him 2 take care of you.
Awesome_Guy2468 0
Lol
resultsmayvary 5
Must be an awesome game... Or maybe you're a lousy lay! Or both...
somewizdom 15
He would make a great father to your children.
SteveTonyY 3
Judging by the FML, they'll never have any.
Cat_Daniels 6
FYL Mrs.Nerd..... Any way I was just gonna say that!!!! ^^^^ any way I hope you can create an account on that app and then make your dragon have sex whith his... O.o
RebekahBrooke 9
I was gonna say dress up like a baby dragon.... But that'd just be weird. Turn off the iPod?
Livencountry 5
The people who dislike this comment would cry if you turned off their video games.
brunogtz 4
it's an ipad
Bbhd05 0
Baby dragon = kinky??
Livencountry 5
Actually it's an iPad.
akayc32 0
Same thing with a bigger screen pretty much.
RebekahBrooke 9
Sorry guys, my phone doesn't know what an iPad is. Autocorrected it. iPad* Better?
belkinbra 12
No.
Livencountry 5
Sorry about that Rebekah, I was referring to 60, not you. Correcting a name with a wrong name needed correcting again in my opinion.
mintcar 10
Never heard of the game but it sounds bad ass. I love baby dragons!
12haarek 5
it is actually a really entertaining game :)
silver0jay 11
I havent heard of it either... What is it called? I want it!
wugui 1
The game is called dragonvale
TheBlackCops 0
Do you realize what could happen if he doesn't take care of it?!
JinxosGirl87 0
He would get a lot of sex...
JinxosGirl87 0
A LOT
riceicle1 6
Nothing... I have this app ;)
boredblonde 17
He's gotta take care of his baby, you should be happy.
diann89 0
sorry to hear that
pie29302930 0
Looks like he has his priorities straight.