Anonymous
Chatswood, Australia
Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
atsukobo
United States
Cover up
Today, after a nasty fight with my military husband, which resulted in mandatory marriage counseling, he told me we needed to talk about the fight. Not talk it over and apologize; talk it over so our stories are consistent when we see the therapist. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
atsukobo
United States
Good start
Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML
natattack
Temple, United States
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Own goal
Netherlands
Fixed it
Today, my fiance finally began seeing a therapist, after months of my begging him to. The therapist convinced him that he and I had "irreconcilable differences" so now he's asked for the ring back. FML
logansowow
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Anonymous
Mask off
Today, we went to couples' counselling. After a while the therapist said to me, “Madam, since we've started, your husband has managed two full sentences without you interrupting him, and most of what you said was, frankly, childish whining.” I'm starting to realise I might be the problem. FML
madari
Benalm?dena, Spain
Today, my husband and I went to marriage counselling. I confessed something that was bothering me, but he didn't understand. Our counselor repeated word-for-word what I said right back at him. He turned to me angrily and shouted, "Why couldn't you just say that the first time?!" FML
badadvise
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Guadalajara, Mexico
Expert level
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
crapedup
United States
Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML
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MisterMichael 9
Well that's better than agreeing to divorce. Good luck!
cswens25 8
Hopefully agreeing on that now will mean you disagree on a divorce later.
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Comments (132)
perdix 31
That should be an amusing diversion before the inevitable divorce.
Connect 10
Wow.
DrunkButterfly 17
Perdix, I love your comments usually but this one just sucks. Counseling works for a lot of people, my parents included! If op is giving it a chance so should you.
sunkissedluster 20
Shut up, that was hilarious. Don't talk shit about perdix, you plastic spazface.
DrunkButterfly 17
Wtf? Was I even talking to you? No. I was talking to Perdix, and I even said I usually love his comments. Sorry you disagree with me, but that's your problem, not mine. So please take your stupid insults somewhere else. I'm not interested. Bye!
sunkissedluster 20
Blah blah blah, eat me you bimbo.
DrunkButterfly 17
You have anger problems, dear. Maybe YOU need therapy lol
sunkissedluster 20
Bad day sorry, maybe I went to far. But don't call me dear, it's condescending.
DrunkButterfly 17
Right, and calling someone a plastic spazface isn't condescending? Maybe you shouldn't be giving people advice on how to treat people, k?
sunkissedluster 20
You just insulted an FML legend because you're being over serious, so I got pissed. It's a humor site, get with it, hun, lol! It just annoyed me because your comments gnerally suck and are all serious and you act superior all the time.
SerpentBoy 8
Haha, cyber bashing.. Never gets old.
perdix 31
#58, #64, Ladies, please! Please don't fight over me! Not until I get the vat of Jell-O ready in my living room, and you two come over in bikinis. Then, you may continue your spirited debate about my comments. In Jell-O Debate Wrestling over here, there are no losers -- only winners and mega-winners. ;)
prettydummy 12
can i be the card girl? xD
perdix 31
#86, OK, but make sure you use your best moves showing the Round 1 card, because I only stop the contest when I feel it's necessary for one or both of the contestants to put their bikinis back on . . . which is never ;)
DrunkButterfly 17
This has gone from weird to kinky. Hm...whaddya say Luster, wanna give it a go? Prettydummy you stay out if this. It's between me and sunkissedluster! :p
sunkissedluster 20
Grr, if perdix says we should make up, I guess I will. >:( PM me, Butterfly. ;)
DrunkButterfly 17
Lol ok
perdix 31
#95, #101, Aw, it's so nice you two made up. What am I supposed to do with the 1100 gallons of Jell-O in my living room?
SerpentBoy 8
I'm hungry, what flavor..
perdix 31
#109, Cherry, of course! ;)
AllieCat21 21
64, you honestly are one of the most hypocritical commenters I have seen. You hate when commenters like DocBastard have "cheerleaders", and yet you're playing that same "cheerleader" role right now for Perdix. You say that it's condescending for her to use the term "dear", when I have seen you use the term "hun" on multiple occasions. You're not funny, and it just amazes me that you keep going.
sweetbliss3 37
I don't think she's FML BC they're going to marriage counseling. She's probably saying FML BC that's the only thing they can agree on lately.
prettydummy 12
shes FML and were all FML xD
dejahree 7
It's better than a divorce... Way to have a negative mentality of your husband trying to make it work
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Trust me, it's a lot better agreeing on that than one of you thinking you should do it, and the other refusing because they don't see any reason to try saving the marriage.
Shmatterhorn 38
I hope that everything works out for you, OP.
diversgal 9
Maybe you will learn how to stop and listen to each other.... It's a good start instead of just running to the courts!
GTAmax99 12
At least you're both willing to do something to help your marriage
nerdsgetmehot 23
At least he didn't refuse to go.
jaxv95 7
Honestly This fml is boring! how on earth did it get published in the first place! while all the real funny fmls never see the light of day?
mistercrow 9
Well I think that's great that you guys care enough to fix it