Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Cover up
Today, after a nasty fight with my military husband, which resulted in mandatory marriage counseling, he told me we needed to talk about the fight. Not talk it over and apologize; talk it over so our stories are consistent when we see the therapist. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Good start
Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Fixed it
Today, my fiance finally began seeing a therapist, after months of my begging him to. The therapist convinced him that he and I had "irreconcilable differences" so now he's asked for the ring back. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Mask off
Today, we went to couples' counselling. After a while the therapist said to me, “Madam, since we've started, your husband has managed two full sentences without you interrupting him, and most of what you said was, frankly, childish whining.” I'm starting to realise I might be the problem. FML
Today, my husband and I went to marriage counselling. I confessed something that was bothering me, but he didn't understand. Our counselor repeated word-for-word what I said right back at him. He turned to me angrily and shouted, "Why couldn't you just say that the first time?!" FML
Expert level
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML
Top comments
MisterMichael 9
Well that's better than agreeing to divorce. Good luck!
cswens25 8
Hopefully agreeing on that now will mean you disagree on a divorce later.
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Comments (132)
WelcomeToAndale 13
You've gotta think positive! At least you've both agreed to work on your marriage, and obviously you both want to stay together, hence why you've sought counselling. Good luck!
jlarae12 10
At least OP didn't skip straight to divorce?...
SkyyEatsAirplane 11
That's not that bad. Be thankful that he's going and making the effort to improve and fix your relationship because not every guy is willing to do that.
chinagirl3343 8
Step one to working it out. Save your marriage! It's the most important thing.
SmittyJA24 26
If you look in the Yellow Pages, "Marriage Counselors" is immediately followed by "Martial Arts Schools".
Echoven 1
Yep. That's because it's alphabetically arranged.
GRgoldfish 19
that's not a FML moment. if anything you should be jumping for joy! now that you both see that's there's a problem you get the help you need to fix it. best of luck
Smartdumbblonde 27
That really sucks. I hope things get better for you guys
CrazedOut 2
listen, its really not a bad thing, save your marrige while you can!!
Notyourrobot13 5
Well at least it wasn't divorce you agreed on. At least he still wants the relationship to work out.
sugoine 12
Good luck