Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML
Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML
Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML
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itsbecca 11
LOL. fake engine noises? what a retard.
vetter_fml 0
she may have had someone coming. You can't just trust every stranger's intentions. no need to hope the worst for 'er because she didn't want a stranger's services.
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itsbecca 11
LOL. fake engine noises? what a retard.
The_Pleb 0
Sorry OP but i can see straight through you, like a invisible mirror. Its obvious that you only wanted to help her to have sex with her because she was attractive. Otherwise you wouldnt put she was attractive and just genuinely said you was helping a women... but noooo she was attractive ofcourse. Would you of helped her if she looked like a goblin?!?! Noo you wouldnt and unfortunately she didnt think you was attractive so you got rejected All in all YDI and this is officialy the seconed comment... Dont argue about this, guys can hate on me and girls can go back into the kitchen and make me up a big gravvvvy sammich.
lazlow_fml 2
Maybe her attractiveness did contribute somewhat to the OP deciding to help, and maybe he did hope something would happen, but that doesn't cancel out any actual desire he had just to be helpful. And it's not like he was planning to rape her if she rejected any advances... it is possible to find someone attractive and still be altruistic, y'know.
div01 2
Like an invisible mirror... You, my friend, are a ******* retard.
waterynuggets 0
I think Pleb is Pimpin88 reincarnated amirite
CFR 0
Well, I can't blame her for being freaked out...It's not like rape hasn't happened before to stranded girls. Maybe he had an over-eager look on his face and it creeped her out...
Penetration 0
F the OP's life? No no, F the woman's life. Who drives in the middle of nowhere? I just ate the intersections going to her location! By the way, just because you get help from a guy when your car breaks down doesn't necessarily mean you're going to get raped. Especially if you have high heels. Or if he waits until the next red light. Just bulk it.
aidsgiver247 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
moral of the story: get the balls to rape a girl once she rejects you....middle of nowhere..attractive girl...no car to drive away with...recipe for good quality no consent sex
MrsDruidess 23
sorry that happened to OP but the girl did the right thing. As a girl/woman never except help from a stranger unless there is no other possibly for help. I would even turn a woman down if my cell still had life or there was a town within a few miles. Her level of attractiveness aside, we women have to be extra extra careful!! And to the idiot who said why was she in the middle of no where, do you really think she picked where her car would crap out? These things aren't planned and not everyone can live in the city. Idiot.
Dr_Pwn 0
ydi 4 gayness
randeep101 5
Son of a bitch whats wrong with gay people?!? Ur just a retard who has no life and will probably end up being gay!! Ur a hater and need to stfu!!
MoonyIce 0
Wow. I hope you were the only one to come along her way for hours. And that her cell was dead. It'd serve her.
vetter_fml 0
she may have had someone coming. You can't just trust every stranger's intentions. no need to hope the worst for 'er because she didn't want a stranger's services.
n8equalsd 0
at first, I thought, " not an fml" but then I realized she just wanted to avoid you. that sucks, man
Gavik 0
You sure are clever, Mr!
Devyn333 16
hope she gets stuck out there for being a bitch
what_the_fail 0
this ^
jandrews10 0
This is a joke I heard about 3 years ago. This isn't even a real event. Give me a break dude.
Carrotkidd15 5
And this made it? But my hilarious real life stuff doesnt?!
Residence_fml 4
Well even if it was real, just think man, all alone in the middle of nowhere some guy comes to help you and you don't know him so he might as well be a creep who wants to knock you out and take you to his home to never be seen again. Some girls think that way and I would doubt you too in such situation but she would be stuck for hours if you would leave and who knows maybe a real creep would come along and I don't expect you to look like you're sucha scary guy, she shouldv'e let you help her. FYL
humorizer 14
You can't really always judge a person by their appearance. For all you know, a normally scraggy looking person might have decided to get a haircut and put on a nice suit and tie, and then noticed a lady on the side of the road. Does his new appearance mean he's suddenly a good person to trust? Just for the record, I've heard most pedos that grab kids are actually clean shaven, respectful looking people. Not those generic bearded mulleted people with the creepy glasses.
bahdspeler 0
Don't you now men aren't supposed to approach women who are alone? Just like we can talk to kids in public, because we are all rapists.
slyace 9
I lol'd
keilah 4
I agree that pedophile panic is getting over the top, but women DO have to live with this fear. Not only that but it's beaten into us (not literally, usually) all our lives that there is behaviour we HAVE to follow to not get raped, and if it fails and we do get raped, people will pick apart exactly what happened so they can hold things up and say "it's her fault because she did this". Added to that, if a woman is out somewhere, if a guy hits on her and she says no, he often won't listen to her and frequently she'll get called a bitch for being so cold... but she has to magically know the line between "harmless flirting" and "I'm seriously going to attack you now". Because if she gets raped by a guy who's been pestering her all night, it's her fault for not expecting it. Everyone hears the statistic that one in three women will be sexually assaulted, but few people think about the corollary - if each hypothetical rapist attacks ten women, that means that one in thirty men is a rapist. And no, not everyone holds these opinions, but enough people do. Some people will even tell themselves they don't, until they actually find out about a rape and start thinking them anyway.
rachelbrianna25 0
wahahahahahaha!! u must have been scary looking or she was just waiting to be rescued by a really hot dude. lol. nice try tho on helping someone out!
j00ky 0
I actually laughed...