skichick54
United States
Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Noname
Canada
Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML
egged
Singapore
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Anonymous
Frederick, United States
Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML
socialdisease
United States
Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML
Anonymous
Damage control
Today, I overloaded the washing machine and it flooded the downstairs. The flooring will have to be scrapped and drywall replaced. It's 100% my fault. Did I mention this is not my house? FML
Lindso1
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
COCKYmanUSC
United States
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
elle
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
wet
United States
Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML
Anonymous
Reserved
Today, I was knocked into a wall by a high-pressure water cannon suddenly kicking in. I was only going to the corner store to buy some chocolate. Probably serves me right for not noticing a small riot due to a thumping hangover. FML
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yummcookie 0
Points for creativity surely?
afdude87 6
That must've taken skill.
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Comments (130)
hideyoself 4
what a waste of the best piece of fruit
Majstr 23
Can't agree more.
crownbenjamin 0
WTF? Who would think "I'm tired off eggs.... Let's use a heavy ass watermelon!"
Noob30 0
...me.
KushMastaDisasta 3
Catapault. FTW
Adman567 9
Oh ya well today my watermelon got housed. HOW DO U THINK I FEEL!
Sonic_boomerang 5
Winning
bobthemarley 6
Mental image, awesome :D
oh_your_god 15
Who'd you piss off bad enough to heave a watermelon at your house? That's impressive..
rattusrattus 19
Probably some previous FML poster? This could be the ex-boyfriend of the girl who didn't fake orgasms. I personally think that deserves a good old-fashioned watermeloning.
mk58 31
Simple, eat all the watermelon off of your house.
swtrpt 2
Hi-brow defacing?
jedielf 23
Well that's free watermelon for you, at least, if it didn't get squashed...
dennis96411 12
No, they simply bounced off of his house and landed on his lawn in perfect condition.
iJasper 8
Lmafo WIN¡
Mcdeath945 1
You failed at spelling LMFAO, your a failure
Kazze 31
You failed at spelling "you're, " so *YOU'RE a failure.
CoffeeZ 0
Oh, that just plain sucks. Sorry.