Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, at a fancy date, my boyfriend said he forgot his wallet. I was instantly furious, threw a drink in his face, and yelled that he was a no-good, tiny-dicked broke loser. Dripping wine, he then said, "…but I can still pay with my phone. You didn't let me finish." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML
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Top comments
Emmamazing 26
He sounds like an ungrateful child. If this is a normal thing and he can't figure out how to contribute, he's no good for you. Sorry OP
Tessa_11 19
Wow, make him help out or leave him.
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Comments (172)
Kilala700 17
Kick him, and tell him you feel perfectly entitled.
Gaviskar 9
Why don't you get a job? - The Offspring
bossness061 14
He obviously isn't that grown up
trulypar 34
If this is the behavior when he is the boyfriend, it will get worse if he becomes the husband. He should feel ashamed of himself stealing from you, but instead tries to throw blame and guilt on you. This type of person will milk you for all you've got and when you have nothing left, leave you and blame the end of the relationship on you. I married one like this when I was young and dumb. He even stole money from me after we split when he had come to see our son, I guess it serves me right to go to the bathroom while he was there.
lkb307 21
LEAVE HIM.. THROW HIM OUT!!
jtea 10
And you're still together because.....? Cause I can't find a reason.
sayhisoph 26
Get the **** out of that relationship!!!
fyvaprold 11
DTMFA
britt2daknee 9
Leave him and save yourself! You deserve way better!
gobiteme2 34
While I agree the boyfriend is a thief, and a bum and she should throw his ass out. I gave this a YDI for the following reasons. Girlfriend agreed to be in a girlfriend/boyfriend relationship with him. Also sounds like she has allowed this to go in the past, except the stealing. Why do people enter into relationships with people like this?
limabeans101029 21
Sometimes it takes a while for people to show their true colours. OP doesn't deserve to be treated that way just because s/he mistakenly thought their boyfriend was a decent guy.
pandalover69 26
He probably came off as a nice honest guy when they met. His true colors probably didn't start to show until later into the relationship.