Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, at a fancy date, my boyfriend said he forgot his wallet. I was instantly furious, threw a drink in his face, and yelled that he was a no-good, tiny-dicked broke loser. Dripping wine, he then said, "…but I can still pay with my phone. You didn't let me finish." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML
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Top comments
Emmamazing 26
He sounds like an ungrateful child. If this is a normal thing and he can't figure out how to contribute, he's no good for you. Sorry OP
Tessa_11 19
Wow, make him help out or leave him.
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Comments (172)
Goblin182 27
YDI for letting him stay. Kick his dead beat ass out.
Darkness_Hate 29
Why are you still with him if he doesn't get involved in the relationship?
dudechef 8
Fire his ass out - if he behaves like that then your better off without him
magickiss87 22
Sounds like a few guys I've known in my past. If he is willing to steal from you instead of asking for the money - that's a sign right there he doesn't respect you. The fact he disrespected you and your trust "in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself" states he really doesn't give a shit about anyone and only cares about getting what he wants. This boy will expect you to work twice as hard so that he can have a life of leisure and fun at your expense. Take it from me who had been there before, This guy isn't going to change at least not anytime soon. If it were me, I'd be leaving him in my rear view mirror and never looking back. Don't waste any more time, energy, and money trying to satisfy someone who is never satisfied and doesn't care about you or your happiness. Best of luck, Op!
kittykat1501 31
Wow this is so wrong. He shouldn't do that
ohSNAPyall 27
Give him the $70, and break up with him.
Isandri 29
Why on earth would she give him her money?
ohSNAPyall 27
Cheaper in the long run.
Purexinsanity 46
Or OP can break up with him and keep all her money
wordygirl 11
Sounds like a keeper, said no one ever!!
Matt32179 8
Yet when a man works buys and pays rent and the woman doesn't does any of that which is the usual thing other than house work or girlfriend/boyfriend relationships where there isn't house work... It's considered normal..
llamaaduckk 19
No its all normal until the part where he stole from her. If that woman that the man works buys and pays for steals from him, he should dump her too.
limabeans101029 21
Oh goodie, yet another person trying to twist an FML to make it into a gender issue. We don't even know that OP is a woman.
llamaaduckk 19
Give him $70 after you break up with him so he doesn't throw a tantrum..
pharaohasphuck 10
Or give him absolutely nothing and dump his ass.
Dexter83_fml 17
Please don't tolerate this his behaviour is in no way acceptable. He STOLE from you putting you at a disadvantage. Are you going to call the police ? After dumping his dishonest ass. Please update OP