Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, my wife is upset because at a party we took part in an X-rated 'Never Have I Ever', which exposed how filthy I was with past girlfriends, and how boring our sex life is. I’d done almost everything, while she, who’s only ever been with me, had only done 5 things off the list of about 40. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, I’d never felt like a ho before, until I was at a party where someone decided we needed to play 'Never Have I Ever', and I’d done everything sexual that people were coming up with. I actually felt disgusted at myself. I might need Jesus. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
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Peter_Griffin_MD 0
Don't take it too badly man. My current girlfriend admitted to me that she had never had an ****** before being with me (despite previous attempts by 3 different boyfriends and herself). It varies from girl-to-girl, and some of them just have a really hard time getting there. I recommend trying more foreplay and practice by concentrating on what makes HER feel good.
FrostyNorth 0
a) The majority of women never achieve ****** from straight intercourse. b) Most women don't fully develop an ability to ****** from oral sex or intercourse until their mid-20's. Don't think of this as an FML, but as a golden opportunity! Just be patient and attentive and you'll have a much better chance at giving her her first ******! (Just imagine how grateful she'd be!)
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Comments (71)
budweiseric 0
ZINGGGGGG
fmlismymodo 0
ohhh geez. that's a bad day bud. Maybe she was hinting at something... oral foreplay is the way to go before sex. Just, don't make it awkward....
Bauer_fml 0
So you were playing a drinking game in which one has to tell the group something that they have or haven't done that they wouldn't know and you are upset that she said that? Your life isn't f***ed, you're just stupid.
alwaysalady 0
Its true about women needing to be older. We aren't like water balloons stuck on a tap like men. It takes time and patience, and probably not is a reflection on your...skills.
midnyte 0
It's okay, practice makes perfect. And you need a lot of practice.
mleeb 0
clearly, your like sucks, but come on... you kind of deserved that one. don't you think?
smm_fml 3
as a wise man (dan savage) often says: "play with her clit!" thats pretty much the key in most situations. or have her play with it.
DiruKitty18 8
This will pretty much always work lol.
rainesan 0
If she's never had an ****** then thats not necessarily your fault...if she can't give herself an ****** how can she expect YOU to give her one? Sounds like she needs some alone time with her right hand and figure out what she likes...
zomglolz 0
"pound it really hard" sounds like someone whos been watching a bit too much ****.
darlingseas 0
#6 pounding it hard? LOL apparently you don't know what you're doing either