Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, my wife is upset because at a party we took part in an X-rated 'Never Have I Ever', which exposed how filthy I was with past girlfriends, and how boring our sex life is. I’d done almost everything, while she, who’s only ever been with me, had only done 5 things off the list of about 40. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, I’d never felt like a ho before, until I was at a party where someone decided we needed to play 'Never Have I Ever', and I’d done everything sexual that people were coming up with. I actually felt disgusted at myself. I might need Jesus. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
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Peter_Griffin_MD 0
Don't take it too badly man. My current girlfriend admitted to me that she had never had an ****** before being with me (despite previous attempts by 3 different boyfriends and herself). It varies from girl-to-girl, and some of them just have a really hard time getting there. I recommend trying more foreplay and practice by concentrating on what makes HER feel good.
FrostyNorth 0
a) The majority of women never achieve ****** from straight intercourse. b) Most women don't fully develop an ability to ****** from oral sex or intercourse until their mid-20's. Don't think of this as an FML, but as a golden opportunity! Just be patient and attentive and you'll have a much better chance at giving her her first ******! (Just imagine how grateful she'd be!)
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jesskaa 0
DATE A VIRGIN.
seulhq34ogh0 0
give her a vibrator, she should figure out how to give herself and ****** before you do
ridiculous_gnome 0
why oh why she decided that THAT was the moment to tell you... and your buddies...
reren 0
First off, I'd like to say, zidane312 or answer number 6, pounding it really hard? I'm hoping that you have more than one setting because there is a lot more to the wonderful world of sex than pounding on your lover. Secondly, skeletor, it sounds like you are focusing on the negative. Communication is a necessity in a good relationship. Use this as an opportunity to talk with your girlfriend. A lot of women have trouble achieving ******, by themselves and during sex. Take the time to figure out what is good for her and work on it. Yes, going down on a girl can be great but it is much more subtle than that and this is really the tip of the ice burg so to speak. Conclusion, take time, communicate, and don't take this as a personal attack because it is not necessarily one.
tifferneelee 0
it's ok to have a small penis. or erectile dysfunction. or just be really lame in bed
Isa_fml 20
I rarely ****** during sex. I have a hard time bringing myself to ******. It's okay, doesn't mean I'm not having an AWESOME time. Not a big deal, don't worry.
ChristineAnn58 8
TOTALLY AGREE
milifeaintfucked 0
Lets look at it this way. You now know you have to pleasure your gf, what might have been a better idea is if you had played this game before a relationship... then you know EVERYTHING you have to do better/ do period. Its good advice, that and use all of her turn on's.. but most girls have never had an orgasim... and then ones that do sometimes fake it... soo.. i think honesty works better
Cantexplain1234 0
Its not your fault, she never asked you to help her get there.
Eryx_fml 3
Sorry but learn what sarcasm is and then you can complain about shit like this. Ya?
kellster 2
LOL