Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML
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Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML
Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, and I realized that all I bought was cat food and $30 worth of protein bars. Yes, I have become THAT single woman. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML
Today, I accidentally washed an entire box of macaroni and cheese with a load of laundry. I'm 25 and do not have kids. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML
Today, we have nearly no food in the house. My husband went shopping with the kids and returned with a sack of tomatoes. Time to make lunch. FML
Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Blasphemy! You forgot the cocoa-puffs.
DocBastard 40
What the hell is wrong with you? You consider THAT food? How could you possibly live on that crap? You clearly forgot the Oreos and beer.
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Comments (151)
meouch 6
And your problem is...?
jujuroxursox 15
Girl you gotta get your priorities straight! Lay off the high fructose sugary crap and processed powdered cheese (if that can even be considered cheese) and get yourself some real food! May I ask if the cheap food is due to a budgetary reason or a nostalgia for your childhood? Regardless, you are the one making the decision to purchase these items so YDI on this one :/
clair_brodie 35
I do not think YDI or YLS I think this is awesome
Tilanakita 2
Do you want to be a 25 year old with Type 2 Diabetes??
toyhenoctus 16
Lol, I'm sorry but I'm nineteen and in University and I eat much better than that. Get some veggies in there next time. Keep those Poptarts and EasyMac though!
jordangirl78 1
I'm 35 and I see no problem with that. :)
fantasyworld 39
No ice cream?
upgradestorm1 20
I dont see a problem
Urpoppy 21
Might be time to grow up eh?
breanneruth_ 5
this'll be me