Anonymous
Santa Clarita, United States
Today, my grandparents came over to visit. I'm still not sure if they came to see me or my dog. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Thornleigh, Australia
Drama alert
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
homealone
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Even more lonely now
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
KilteDKilleR
United States
Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
notsoaloneanymore
Mississauga, Canada
Freedom
Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML
kha
United States
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
FlyingWhisps
United States
Haters
Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
lean_mean_meme_machine
Tampa, United States
Today, I was visiting my grandma who has a beagle named Max. He was so excited to see me, he jumped on my face and peed. FML
Anonymous
Edinburg, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
littlepsychgirl
United States
Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML
forgotten
United Kingdom
Who are you?
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
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604 11
That bitch! (...your dog)
DocBastard 40
Just wait until you have kids. Your parents will never come to see you again, just their grandkids. And if you happen to be there too, well whatever. As long as they get to see their grandkids.
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Comments (44)
gkhalil98 16
That's ruff :)
outoftown 27
On the bright side, you don't have to work to entertain them.
monster216 7
lucky dog/bitch
sanecatlady 13
I still remember as a kid begging my mother to let me come when she was visiting her friends just because of their cats, especially after one of them had kittens. :3
iiJoker 11
Why not both? *mexican music plays*