Anonymous
Santa Clarita, United States
Today, my grandparents came over to visit. I'm still not sure if they came to see me or my dog. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Thornleigh, Australia
Drama alert
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
homealone
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Even more lonely now
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
KilteDKilleR
United States
Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
notsoaloneanymore
Mississauga, Canada
Freedom
Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML
kha
United States
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
FlyingWhisps
United States
Haters
Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
lean_mean_meme_machine
Tampa, United States
Today, I was visiting my grandma who has a beagle named Max. He was so excited to see me, he jumped on my face and peed. FML
Anonymous
Edinburg, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
littlepsychgirl
United States
Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML
forgotten
United Kingdom
Who are you?
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
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604 11
That bitch! (...your dog)
DocBastard 40
Just wait until you have kids. Your parents will never come to see you again, just their grandkids. And if you happen to be there too, well whatever. As long as they get to see their grandkids.
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604 11
That bitch! (...your dog)
abhi95 31
I wouldn't be too sure!
Dewoe 18
You must have a nice dog
thrifting 18
Dogs >
lex1459 38
Sorry OP, but I don't think it was you.
magymofucka 9
i'd probably visit to see your dog too.
BadApple88 29
Pretty sure it's your dog lol
EmmaMK 35
Suggest that they go for a walk to get some fresh air and see of they invite you.
NessaMae 19
Awh, I'm sure they came to see you but they just love your dog so much they can't stop giving it attention. :3 Just say hey guys, I know my dog is pretty awesome, but could you spend a little more time with me?
speakersboom 19
I don't think that'll work. At least, it doesn't with me. My boyfriend comes over not for me, but for my dog and my couch. I'm at the mercy of my own bitch.
\ 28
Dogs have this entrancing effect that causes people to ignore other humans... Noticed this in my uncle's house.
DocBastard 40
Just wait until you have kids. Your parents will never come to see you again, just their grandkids. And if you happen to be there too, well whatever. As long as they get to see their grandkids.
abhi95 31
I don't know if you understand.. This contest is between their grandkid and the dog!
Wizardo 34
Doc I sense a great feeling of isolation and sorrow within you, I guess its the experience talking but don't worry I'm sure most of us acknowledge you I think or whatever.