Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my grandpa that I want to join the police force. His response: "You wanna lynch some blacks without the jail time, eh?" FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Fitness guru
Today, I joined my grandpa on his morning jog. I didn't last 15 minutes before nearly passing out from exhaustion. He came jogging back home nearly an hour later looking even better than he did when we left. FML
Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML
Get back here
Today, my senile grandad saw me and thought I was cutting class, so he pulled his belt off and came after me. While I was trying to get away, his pants fell off and he tripped over them. I'm now getting the blame for "making him have a fall". FML
Smokey
Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML
Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML
Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML
Today, my grandfather scolded me for not wanting to go to my 12-year-old cousin's basketball game. This is the same grandfather that refused to go to my high school graduation. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
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spazticechidna 2
Thats the best grandpa ever.
eckksDeeitsTravi 0
Hipster grandpa is too hip for pants.
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Comments (122)
cumverg 0
Your grandpa would fit in perfectly with my friends and i
SneakherHead 5
Nice 2 inch lmao
Hetalia_loves_me 1
Why are old people so awesome?
Uncle_Ben96 5
#Winning
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
why does the time matter?
girl_du_soleil 6
Coolest grandpa ever.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
You're Grandpa is awesome. =D
Sarababyyy94 0
he'd fit in with my friends!! we did that last week (=
SneakherHead 5
:O REALLY
Sarababyyy94 0
yeah Mann!!!! (= streaking at four in the morning... so much fun!!! (=
Sarababyyy94 0
well he went in the afternoon so.... pour little children who saw!! hahaha. my bad, I thought I could relate but looks like pops is more if a BA than me!! haha
musicloverwells 13
that's just wrong. you might want to take him to a psychologist
waywil 0
Your Grandpa ROCKS! You should try fitting in with him! Can have a grandpa's day every week!