Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my grandpa that I want to join the police force. His response: "You wanna lynch some blacks without the jail time, eh?" FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Fitness guru
Today, I joined my grandpa on his morning jog. I didn't last 15 minutes before nearly passing out from exhaustion. He came jogging back home nearly an hour later looking even better than he did when we left. FML
Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML
Get back here
Today, my senile grandad saw me and thought I was cutting class, so he pulled his belt off and came after me. While I was trying to get away, his pants fell off and he tripped over them. I'm now getting the blame for "making him have a fall". FML
Smokey
Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML
Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML
Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML
Today, my grandfather scolded me for not wanting to go to my 12-year-old cousin's basketball game. This is the same grandfather that refused to go to my high school graduation. FML
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
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spazticechidna 2
Thats the best grandpa ever.
eckksDeeitsTravi 0
Hipster grandpa is too hip for pants.
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Comments (122)
ipwnallmen 10
Meatspin, anyone?
JoHire 0
Bwahahahahahaha!!! Your grandpa sounds embarrassing and fun! FYL I'm sure it was embarrassing but just think now you have a funny story to tell your kids when your older on how grandpa streaked in broad daylight! Think about it some it is funny!
hateevryone 15
he tryna get his groove back
sheethapins 13
This is why I can't wait to get old. Worried about being arrested for public indecency? Nope. Just claim you're senile.
Btreasure 8
that's funny and all but why does it matter that it was 4PM?? Also your Grandpa is the bomb dot com.
OfficeNinja 5
your grandfather is invited to my next drinking party! he sounds awesome. your next FML will be "today, I saw my grandfather on Cops - due to his legendary rampage on Miami beach made national news".
texasbeauty97 0
this is absolutely amazing and has just made my day(:
grass_hopperr 1
Well now, quit your whining and go streak with him already
ghashlycrumbs 8
I love your grandpa.
bthomas0319 2
It hasn't even been 4:00pm today!