Today, my grandmother bought a Shakeweight, an exercise tool which, basically, simulates a hand-job to tone arm fat. I get to watch my Grandmother do this motion for 6 minutes every day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother-in-law teaching my 11 year-old daughter how to purge herself using a toothbrush. Her logic is that, “If she gets fat, she’ll never get a boyfriend.” She sees nothing wrong, and bitched at me for messing with her future. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML
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Trickyklown 0
I lawl'd at the commercials when I saw it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I wouldn't know whether to look away because of how disturbing it is or watch in fascination.
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Comments (154)
kevtheloser 0
You should Toss some Mayonaisse in her face at the end of each work out.
elarios101 1
what the heck does ydi and op stand for?
phatdaddy 0
"You Deserved It" and "Original Poster"
gonorse 0
hahahahahahaha
jonny2x4 0
The commercials are so ******* funny! The guys using it look like they are liking it a bit too much.
Ella_fml 17
YDI for watching your grandma, it's not like you're forced to; Look away. AND having the mind to think an exercise tool simulates something like that... w. your grandma... ew. My ex asked me to stop scratching my knee once because it reminded him of the same thing. And i had a very itchy masquito bite... So it's kind like "I have such a dirty mind that exercise tools look like ____ to me FML" :P
youthink_fml 0
If watching that doesn't remind you of the same thing, you must be completely non-sexual.
Ella_fml 17
I am when it's something inappropriate like an exercise tool!! Though I've never seen it or anyone using it, so I might be wrong.
CommentExplainer 0
They have a different shakeweight just for guys.......****
CommentExplainer 0
Has anyone noticed he said he GETS to watch not that he HAS to watch....... Just saying!
triggerit 5
a real man is ready to use sport machine... handjob ******* massage all over the body... just use itjently
l3allin_all_day 0
y did u watch
Joheezy 14
I have one and it's not that bad. all you do is shake it, you just have a dirty mind kid.