Today, my grandmother bought a Shakeweight, an exercise tool which, basically, simulates a hand-job to tone arm fat. I get to watch my Grandmother do this motion for 6 minutes every day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother-in-law teaching my 11 year-old daughter how to purge herself using a toothbrush. Her logic is that, “If she gets fat, she’ll never get a boyfriend.” She sees nothing wrong, and bitched at me for messing with her future. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML
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Trickyklown 0
I lawl'd at the commercials when I saw it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I wouldn't know whether to look away because of how disturbing it is or watch in fascination.
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Comments (154)
CultureChic 14
Of course, because someone is holding a gun to your head, saying watch her or die. Really op, just look away. Or better yet, leave the room. It's that simple.
RoseCuba 0
#26: WIN! Buying it in the first place, when she probably realized you'd see her using it at some point or another, might even be an invitation. But besides that, OP, suck it up and deal. No one's making you watch.
Anemited 0
HAHAHAHA
crazykidd15 0
there's one for men now! lol
nigka_please 0
yup it sucks.. my mom asked me if i wanted to get one i said hell no.
Danielle_ray 2
my grandma also does that... except that she likes to carry hers around in public and she is a New Yorker so she walks everywhere
brixcheese 0
ok seriously, it does not simulate a hand job. and if that's how you give a hand job, I feel sorry for whoever is on the receiving end. I would never think of that when I saw someone using it. you have issues.
Hikarishimizu 13
My grandma got one, too!
brian102938 2
jackoff 3000 !!
rs225 2
My Language Arts teacher makes students that are late do the shake weight. So far, three students have had to shake weight. It's so funny watching them shake weight. For some reason, they were all boys.