Today, my grandmother bought a Shakeweight, an exercise tool which, basically, simulates a hand-job to tone arm fat. I get to watch my Grandmother do this motion for 6 minutes every day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother-in-law teaching my 11 year-old daughter how to purge herself using a toothbrush. Her logic is that, “If she gets fat, she’ll never get a boyfriend.” She sees nothing wrong, and bitched at me for messing with her future. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML
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Trickyklown 0
I lawl'd at the commercials when I saw it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I wouldn't know whether to look away because of how disturbing it is or watch in fascination.
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Comments (154)
AvikC818 8
Your grandfather is a lucky man
ArielTheMermaid 17
I don't get how it looks like a handjob....?
redhedsaysrawr 18
have you not SEEN a shake weight and how it looks?
kaykay458 2
Anyone else think of south park?
chrisbceltics 6
we know what a ******* shakeweight it
Musiclovergabby 0
Lol every time I hear about the shake weight, I think about that South Park episode xD
trm20469 4
You don't have to watch!
oG100 5
Grandpa must love this...
cactusdesu 15
close your eyes, man. problem solved.
amandaw9009 15
Grow up, bro.
InsipidPotatoes 12
Lucky...