Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML
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dareyale 13
Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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puppster391 16
Oh, Grandma ;)
domking1315 20
I would advise that you don't piss her off...
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hollywoodt1ts 15
These damn elderlies are getting crazier and crazier as the years go by. Soon enough, it's gonna be the kids saying, "Damn old people." Well....I think the time is now actually.
Emptylikethemoon 6
Your grandma sounds like a badass to be around with plenty of stories! Don't be down on her, rather than listen.
dhrim 0
That actually sounds pretty awesome, don't know why you're complaining.
Playful1985 9
68 and WINNING!
highclasssnegro 9
Badass gramma - jamma.
zazzi01 10
that's awesome lol
Bloink 25
Well at least she's still active for being old? Haha
khodginssxo 14
I don't think your life sucks or you deserve it lol. I think that's amazing and your grandmas the shit
outoftown 27
Go granny, go granny, go granny, GO!
buckdharma 38
Granny spit out most of some guy's left ear walking into my house with his sleeves We told her not to chase shots with Mylanta That's usually when the bouncer makes her leave She'd been drinking too much egg nog And we begged her not to go but karaoke is her weak spot She sings "Tiny Bubbles" by some old fart named Don Ho When they found him the next morning He was laid out in the back With a penis on his forehead And a orthopedic shoe out his ass crack